Reblogged from heyfunniest
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
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Horen Downey,20, child of the east and west combined, PROUD FILIPINA:)
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. is my true love. And David Cook is my dream boyfriend.





Reblogged from heyfunniest
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
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Reblogged from a-struggle-within
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Reblogged from danieldaylewis
i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
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Reblogged from txchnologist
Like a thief in the night, the malaria parasite did its quick work and vanished inside a blood cell. But someone else was watching.
Reblogged from infinitr0nity
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
(Source: trust)